2015-02-25

Jesse James Off Broadway

Jesse James, late of the nineteenth century

I was on a poetry course, and we were given a paragraph or two about Jesse James and asked to write a poem.


The single two things that struck me most about him were the manner of his death, and:

"...much of what was written about him
was made up, and toured as a stage show
within weeks of his death..."


I only hope when my time comes I can be remembered as creatively, and that somebody sells tickets.










Jesse James Off Broadway

...murdered by a man who is in turn murdered
by a man who is murdered by “an outlaw”
about whom countless they say films insist
on the quote marks and who robs, not steals, trains
whilst representing as a Robin Hood
all Lincoln green and tights and neckerchief
carefully deployed, but... of the man himself
little now is known. A bounty is offered
and a stage show hurriedly prepared, the script
penned by a man, himself in patient line
for the scaffold where the hangman struggles
to get the whole damned chorus neatly dropped
before the interval. He needed shooting—
to keep the drama tense—and his cousin
Bob “Robert” Ford is just the man you'd choose
for a low-living, lily-livered coward's
excuse for a plot flourish. The date was set
for Saturday, the matinee, and Jesse
(as was his name) was lured to audition
for the part of his life. He takes the part, steps out—
is gunned down in cold blood and ironically
the part turns out a whole. Bob himself is...

2015-02-18

Person or persons unknown

This is an experimental piece...  I confidently predict you'll either get it or shake your head sadly and walk away.


The inspiration for this was: "This they now do."  Again you'll either recognise the reference or you were born too late, sorry.














Person or persons unknown


I

The story so far...


II

Fleeing her parent's tiny lives in Bootle
she meets a confidence man called
which they steal from a warehouse behind
they hot-wire a car and flee.

Years later, her humdrum marriage
by strangely precise anonymous messages
an embarrassing previous life. She panics and
small room above a shop in Manchester.

Brooding over her predicament she flounders
searching everywhere without
in desperation turns to her former
a dangerous last-ditch plan.

This they now do.

Chances upon a derelict
sneaks past the elderly night-watchman
to at length discover me, who she blames for
She demands: Tell me now.  What is my life about?


III

Clearing my throat, I explain:

Fleeing Bootle you left middle-class parents
where you met an adventurer called
which you acquired from a man in a pub
you borrowed a car and left town.

Years later, with your husband
disturbing anonymous messages
an almost-forgotten previous life. Worried you
a flat above a shop in Manchester.

Some time later you decide
but were unable to find
in desperation you turned to
who hatched a plan.

This you now did.

You were able to find an abandoned
avoided the caretaker
so that you could meet me here
But tell me in your own words, and maybe I can explain.


IV

Eyes wide, she licks her lips and speaks:

I was reluctant to leave Bootle, I missed my Mum and
with a fascinating older man called
which we found in sacks beneath the pier
we bought a car and moved on.

Years later, I was happily
wild and disturbing anonymous messages
my exciting, early life.  I had to investigate and I
an apartment in central Manchester.

After some thought I resolved
but careful investigation did not
until, inspired, I looked-up my old
I conceived a daring plan.

This we now did.

Painstaking research uncovered a late Victorian
past the guards and tricked my way into
to finally confront you.
Now explain!  What is the meaning of my story?


V

She is ready.  There is no choice.
Gesturing her to an armchair,
I compose my thoughts and prepare to recount...


VI

...the story so far.

2015-02-11

A love song for geeks

A Theta-Ray, earlier today...
This dates from 2011, I cannot recall just what I was thinking when I wrote it...

One thing here is to smile kindly at all those old 1950/60s Sci-fi plots that I grew up with.  The 1970's were still a work in progress in those days, and Cyberpunk was still in its bedroom looking under the bed for some interface leads.

However, as you might imagine I write about geeks, geek subjects, and geek sensibilities fairly often; and the point here is also, at least partly, to confound a stereotype—something else I often want to do.









A love song for geeks

These creatures are impossible,

Professor Blood-Fugue said.
I was staring through the visionscope
in the farthest infra-red

at the shape of you sleeping
a ripple beneath my duvet,
a breath of girl-scent delicacy
and curves of skin and tracery
of careless hair.

So when Martians attack
in stereo, technicolor, force
I will grab the theta-ray, of course,
and try to fight back

in total silence. I will not wake you.
You'll never understand
how completely I am mazed,

marooned and overwhelmed in such science-fiction days
where no story could be more astounding
as Captain Oblivion told the mind-fiend

than the fact you are still here.



The other benefit of writing this poem was that when I posted it on Poets' Graves, one of the other members drew my attention to the following:


—and I've incorporated Nerina Pallot into my wide musical tastes.

Image attribution: By Joost J. Bakker from IJmuiden (Space Pilot X Ray Gun  Uploaded by Oxyman) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons